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Cuba - Oct. 15th-Nov. 29th ´02 por Nanlu Arrived in La Havana airport at 9pm on a Tuesday night, and after a good long immigration cue, and too many questions, we get out into the warm humid Cuban air, with a wif of gasoline. The taxis don´t look too old…so much for the auld Cadillac ride says me! We get in and take off into the Cuban night…. First impressions…Cuba is DARK! Yup..there ain’t many street lamps at all. Cuba’s saving energy wherever possible, and street lights outside of the main tourist spots are a luxury. “ENERGIA QUE AHORRAMOS ES ENERGIA QUE DAMOS “ (energy we save is energy we give) is one motto on the wall of an electricity plant……
We were staying
with some Cuban friends in the suburbs of Havana, and man, I had to concentrate
to understand the accent. Cubans
actually think they’ve an easy accent, but beejasus it’s difficult!
I knew Cubans got rationed food, but tis something else to wake up the
first day, and them tell ya they were out looking for some blackmarket eggs for
our breakfast, as each family only gets 8 eggs a month as their ration.
We knew then we were in CUBA….along
with water getting
cut
off at night
(fill your water buckets for the loo when you get the chance!),
reused plastic floors, and
posters of semi-naked
women on the walls advertising beer and cars (yes, we are in machito
latinoamerica
folks)...how is it mothers, wives, sisters don´t mind (or
perhaps don´t notice anymore).
First day
plunged us straight into Cuba…took a Lada limo into town for 20 Cuban pesos
(80pish), with one of our Cuban friends as a tour guide.
Old colonial buildings fly by (as do Cadillacs and Chevys in taters),
unpainted for years, some derelict, but mostly inhabited, though badly in need
of repair. We headed for La Havana
Vieja, where they’ve done up a load of old Spanish colonial buildings for the
tourists. Cuba has really depended
on tourism since 1990, which they call the beginning of “el periodo
especial”, due to the fall of the USSR in 1989.
They had to tighten their belts, and due to petrol shortages (US embargo
), China donated thousands of bicycles in Cuba to help people get to work.
We hit a bar in
old Havana, sipped mojitos (
a drink
with
limón, hierba buena (mint), and white rum), and the salsa just sang through the air from every corner…every
band amazing players, all living on the dream of being discovered like the Buena
Vista S. C. They play all their
hits….which by the end of our 2 weeks in Cuba, got sadly annoying, and the
songs became just a tacky tourist pleaser.
But at night when the heat is more bareable, on the malecón (sea
promenade) in la Habana, people just sit on the wall, talking, drinking,
singing, playing, and there´s where you hear some real stuff, cause they
ain’t trying to impress anyone.
Cuba was
fascinating….buzzing with culture, history, music, stories, colours. I just
wish I’d read up more about it before going, about Che Guevara (plastered
everywhere with Fidel!), and other national heros like Camillo Cienfuegos, and
Jose Marti who fought in the was of independence at the turn of the century
(ahem, when the US decided t’was the time for Cuba to gain independence from
Spain and abide by their rules instead…..)
You need to
look under the surface for the real Cuba, cause there may be water and
electricity shortages, it’s what you don’t see that counts…there’s no
children working on the streets, or anywhere.., they all have free education and
healthcare. Here’s no homeless
people…there’s still some drunks though but hardly any!
Yet, Cuban TV and press is so obviously controlled….it’s all so
positive about Cuba, you can’t help but wonder what they’re hiding.
Even the happy clappy music while Fidel visits this year’s hurricane
victims who’s houses are all being replaced within some months, tis a bit
much! The people look delighted to
meet Fidel, but is there a bit of brainwashing ya wonder? Lots of stuff on the
news about globalisation, capitalism, imperialism etc.. When people say
´Viva la Revolución´, they mean, they are living the revolution…., everything
they do daily is part of the revolution…it’s not this event in the past, the
revolution is a living thing. Each
neighbourhood have a Comité de la revolución, which they elect representatives
to. There were local elections
while we were there. There´s
no posters, campaigning, adveristing for the local elections. When 95% of
the population turn out to vote, there has to be something working…
But Cuba for
tourists is expensive! Transport and food are European prices. You can get cheap meals (approx. $4-5), but they are really
shit, except for the cheap pizzas. Even
in restaurants charging $8-10 plate,
the portions are small. “casa
particulares”, which are like b+b’s, the meals are good, cheaper, and
generous portions. Fruit and veg.
Is seasonal…so there’s not always a great variety.
So much is imported for tourists and that’s what makes it pricey. Like
a large bag of crisps, would be $1.90, when it would be $1.50 at home.
El Camello…local
mad transport in Havana! Like a
double bus pulled along by a juggerhaut truck engine, filling to the brim and
beyond! We took it on the last day to the beach for the experience!…cost us 4p
for a 40min ride. (approx. $6 on the tourist bus) Squashed to bits, but
surprisingly not smelly! Havana
white sand beaches, like Santa María are divine!
We also went to
Trinidad, Cienfuegos, and Viñales. Twas
nice to get out of Havana, with the auld cars bellowing nasty fumes, the falling buildings…..and hit
the highways, which haven’t seen a traffic jam in years, due to the lack of
people travelling. The
landscape heading south was
flat,
flat, flat, palm trees con cocos,
corn
in the fields. Some banana plants, some showers, half the cars we pass are
broken down.
We would have
had more photos, but one of our digital disks fucked up and it seems we lost our
first week of pics from it. All
those places were beautiful. As
corny as it sounds, you would imagine Hemmingway sitting in some small bar,
gazing at the local folk going about the daily business, churning it over for
some novel of his.
Cienfuegos es tan
tranquilo and clean. The
houses are in a much better state than la Habana.
There´s not so many old unpainted ones.
La casa particular (like a B+B) was $15 for a double room.
Muy bien.
What
I can´t stand is how they call you by saying PPPsssst, and it´s not seen
as rude here. It´s not necessarily a come-on, it could be anyone calling
you cause you forgot your change, or more likely cause they wanna sell you
something...like the bugaholic Cigar sellers who begin ’Wherre you frrom
friend?’! Or with a little kiss, but that´s definitely sleezy men of
any age trying to get your attention.
Luckily there wasn´t too much of that being with Mark! Bucanero...good
Cuban beer...we definitely drank other very dodgey stuff... We checked Nestlé in some shops,.....packaging says mother´s milk is best. Figure Fidel has it tightly monitored.... Some
cultural unclarities...Cuban´s have strange ways of giving directions, like
inside of verbalising it, e.g. at the top of the rd turn left, they do hand
signals only...e.g go this way , and it makes it very confusing! Casas de la Cultura - the shit! A building in each town, or city dedicated to all arts, where you can get dance, music, art, acting classes, and see exhibitions, have concerts, do workshops, see recitals, practise... all under the one roof, sponsored by the government! Every town in Ireland should have one!
Cuba
sí! Viva la revolucion, hasta la victoria siempre Cuba has a lot to be proud of. Just sitting there a stone’s throw away from Miami, and the US. Holding out for so long is amazing. It ain’t easy, and it ain’t perfect, but there’s lots to be learnt. I kinda wonder if the world got fecked over tomorrow, and there was an energy crisis , food shortages (etc), I can see Cuba fairing better than most of us, cause they know how to do it. Recycling there is a necessity and it’s so beautiful to see how they use things over and are so inventive with stuff…nothing is wasted.
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Mark's Cuban spiel, Perfect
Beaches Cuba,
being economically kinda f*cked, doesn’t pollute it’s countryside as much.
Havana is a city of many millions, but doesn’t have a smog problem like
Mexico City or LA. Anyway, the nice
by-product of this is thriving fauna and flora.
Or better yet, postcard beaches.
So
just in case you never make it, it goes like this.
You arrive, the sun kisses you on the forehead.
The balmy wind pats your bum with a reassuring hand. You put your shit
down on the beach, under the palmtree-esque coverings.
You rub on the factor 25 (paddy irish man milk bottle skin wont last too
long in this sun). Into the water,
which after 10 steps is up to your nipples.
You try to convince yourself that the water is cold.
Like in Kilkee, where each trip to the sea either decimates or quadruples
your sperm count depending on which side of the ‘coldness improves your sperm
count argument’ line you stand on. But
it’s no use. You know in your
heart that it’s not cold at all. In
fact it’s the warmest bleedin water you’ve ever been in.
You swim around. All you can
see everywhere is postcardness. Post
card sky, beach with palm trees, white sand, bikini clad honeys and whatever
clad men. Afterwards you take a
walk along the beach, and see everyone playing in the water.
You feel like lookin everyone in the eye and joking ‘tough station,
eh?’ And
then you sit back down on your towel. And
you realise.... Jesus, this is FUCKING BORING! Rock
and Roll reviews:
The salsa, the whole salsa, and nothing but sasasasalsa OK,
in Cuba, tourism is important to them. So
they stuff every available bar with a salsa band.
Here is an incomplete, slightly smarmy review of every band I can
remember. The
Havana Bands Strike a MariPOSE Mariposa
means butterfly in Spanish. And
that’s the only description I can find to capture the flute player of this
salsa band in Habana. The place was
one of the best spots in the whole town. So
the band had to be good. And the
were. A front woman who had the
qualities of a great voice, great story telling abilities, oprah factor.
i.e. she had the moves to make the tourist morons feel like their
experiencing real culture, which they were, but it shouldn’t have to come with
softly softly spoonfed handheld blabla... Anyway,
the flute player was amazing. She
couldn’t have been more than 16 or 17. And,
OK, she was a cracker too. But she
played with such confidence, soloing with maturity and grace.
OR something. If solos
aren’t your thing, skip this review. But
if you know what I mean, she was great, featuring in the parts of the song that
had room made for her, or going off on a 16 bar solo her self.
Fuckin whizz kid. And
we’ll probably never see her, unless Ry Cooder Jnr goes and discovers her...
or something. In
a salsa band world which (in Mexico definitely, and sort of in Cuba) is almost
totally male, it was tops to see an all girl band doing sister moves for
themselves. This band had a
residence in Cafe O’Reilly, the ‘Irish’ bar (with no guinness, exactly how
Irish is this place?) on Calle O’Reilly (that’s O’Reilly St to non-spanglophones).
The
lead singer looked a bit like Shitney Beers, hence the title.
Anyway
they were groovy. But we couldn’t
by their CD cos we have to eat too. Jackie
Browne + gals Some
of the gaffs in Havana are fucking amazing.
Kind of what the Old Quarter is trying to be, except there’s no such
thing as nice weather in Ireland, and there’s nothing but nice weather in
Cuba, with the odd hurricane thrown in for putting manners on the sun
worshippers. So
this place was an old colonial building (i.e. like every building in Havana),
with a cool open air mid section. This
is where Jackie Browne et al played. They
were a 30/40 something 5 piece with real (male) drummer, and 2 girl keyboards, 2
girl singers, and maybe someone else that my 9 weeks ago mind can’t remember.
Much
fun was had watching the paid drunk ass boys taking the tourist fat pigs up for
a dance. Then we danced till
1.30AM. Viñales,
the town near the groovy caves on the west of Cuba, is pretty boring.
So much so that we saw this band 3 times.
The lead singer looks like Billie Bob Thornton with half bucked teeth.
The rest of the band looked like famous people too, one guy was
Cristopher Walken, can’t remember the rest... A
word now about Salsa. This band was
a typical set up. A big double
bass, a guitar playing rythm, a ‘tres’ guitar i.e. with 3 main strings,
doubled like a 12 string, mainly used for melody stuff or sounding like a piano
but not nearly weighing as much. The
singer dude played maracas. Then
there’s someone doing this wooden block or cow bell thing which you’re not
at the salsa races if you’re without. He
taps out the ‘1,2,3... 1,2’ or ‘1,2,... 1,2,3’ rythm.
You gots to have that mojo, or it just aint salsa.
Another
word about salsa bands. They all
play that ‘Guantanamera’ and that first song off the Buena Vista Social Club
album. I used to like that song.
But grew to hate hearing when a band would start into it.
You sort of know they aren’t enjoying ploughing through that number for
the 1,000th time. A bit
like when Kauzi (i.e. cow’s eye, pan pipe band on cruises st) go into ‘my
heart will go on’. Anyway
they were neat. But no Anjelina
Jolie alas. In
the same town, Viñales, across the road there was a pub that looked packed and
popular only cos the band there had a PA, which is sort of unnecessary if
you’re going for the true vibe. Anyway
we checked it out. And it sucked
cos they had some bassoon player playing into an upside down mic.
Bassoon + salsa = disaster.
On
a more interesting note, the most memorable thing about Viñales was this poor
bitch in heat that was running up and down the main street with 20 something
‘I’ll be having some of that’ male doggies in hot (ie the hottest)
pursuit. I felt so sorry for her.
She kept barking at them as each likely lad went over to stick their
tongue into places it doesn’t go 9 times out of 10.
Barks that said ‘Look I know I’m hot stuff, but SOD OFF.
You’re not getting any!’ But
all the ‘thinking with their dicks’ dogs don’t understand.
They’ve got mother nature standing in front of them with her shabby
jacket open showing them all their ‘hey wanna buy a watch’ bioligical
clocks. “Boys, if you want your
seed to go on in this life, theirs the magic door” she smirks while pointing
to the poor bitch. Anyway,
the rat race eventually reduced down to 2.
One big ‘only after one thing’ doggy and another not as big
‘defender of her honour’ doggy. The
2 male doggies didn’t see eye to eye. I
really think this was a case of love versus lust.
The bitch, exhausted from a hard day of either gneas or keeping her back
to the wall is asleep (outside the bassoon salsa bar).
Honour defender doggy, who has resigned himself to not getting his oats,
as long as his true love doesn’t get ridden by the other big bastard doggy.
‘Only after one thing’ doggy keeps showing ‘honour defender’
doggy his teeth, and is the bigger stronger doggy, but ‘honour defender’
doggy shows his teeth right back, cos he knows he’s right, and he can’t get
the Nirvana song out of his head, and he’d rather die in battle than let his
love get hurted. But
then I headed home cos I was tired. I
don’t know who won. The
Trinidad bands Trinidad,
the stupid guide book tells us, is the home of lots of culture in Cuba.
I approach with caution. But
sit corrected upon checking out the dodgily titled ‘Conjunto Folclorico de
Trinidad’, or Trinidad folk band.
Mad
rythm only based dance music. The
show was accompanied by a display of dancing.
But it was all definitely from the African slaves that were brought into
Cuba during the Spanish ‘glorious’ days of colonialism.
Havana in Cuba and Veracruz were the ports through which many of Africas
stolen sons and daughters passed on their way to a life of bondage and opression
working for dickface white man. But
no matter what a human’s situation is, he/she finds ways to express
him/herself. Perhaps this afrocuban
music is mostly rythm based because most of the instruments available to them
were such, stratavariuseses not being to common on slave ships and what have
you. Seeing
as how we bought a CD of theirs, I can listen back to it now and say that the
rythms are like nothing you’ve heard, and the singing consists of some main
guy singing a main lead bit being answered by a big group.
The melody doesn’t place too much emphasis on being in tune, as it
shouldn’t. You feel like this
music is about bringing the togetherness on (a bit like Joni Mitchell’s
‘Circle Game’ on Miles of Aisles). About
the group grooving together. Or
maybe I’m full of shit and have no idea of what I’m talking about.
Tacky
tourist buena vista sc crap Alas,
with the good shit, comes the bad. Tacky
Kilarney tourist tastic music dished out by a synth keyboard band experience
from hell. Pity too cos it was an
ace setting, the steps beside a square with a church (name one Zocalo in central
America/the carribean that doesn’t have a church), where one could sip on the
cheapest beer in town while watching the sun go down.
Paying
the cipplingly large cover charge of $1, we are treated to whom I have called
the ‘y bailar’ group. The name
stems from the fact that the main singer guy, played percussion while singing.
Percussion while one hand did the ‘1,2...1,2,3’ thing, the other did
some crazy shit and smacked cymbals in perfect time.
During
the break, I chatted to the guy in question and extended my notes of
appreciation that he was able to play 2 totally different things at once and
sing at the same time, to which he replied, “Y BAILAR”, meaning, ‘And I
fucking dance at the same time too’. Truly
this man had balls of steel. Another
notable thing is that nobody is shy about dancing in Cuba.
This tiny pub, which was not unlike the back of Nancy Blakes in terms of
width and outdoorness, was full of people shaking their sweet hearts around the
place. Indeed some salsa shit is
amazing. How do they make their
arms and heads and twists not bump into each other?
Devon knows how they make it so creamy? Back
in Havana Annoying
grin guy band One
band were good, but the guy had an annoying grin, so I thought they were shit.
Spanish
kidney damage band Another
band were based in a Spanish hostel place and specialised in strictly spanish
dancing. I put my ‘Cortez the
Cunt’ aside for a while to check it out.
And the only conclusions I can come to is that Spanish dancers must have
really fucked up kidneys, the same way skateboarders to, cos the whack their
heels off the ground. They even got
some tossers from the crowd to go up dancing with them... (insert
dancy pic here) Finally
as with most good mojo, the best mojo (?) can be found where money isn’t the
issue. Down by the wall of the bay
can be found folks just jamming or having a session as we’d say in grand ol
eireann. But
you also find drunk spent english tourists hanging out of prostitutes, just as
their pirate ancestors would have done, puking over their pizzas and annoying
the shit out of everyone. Also,
the bay, probably not safe to swim in, gets jumped in by the local kids to cool
off, often dodging deathly waves off even deathlier rocks.
And
it Havana has a big bay wall. So
just like my dad walked me along the wall of Kilkee, I’m gonna walk my kids
along the wall of Havana. And then
throw ‘em into the sea! OTHER
CUBA STUFF
Intranet/TV/Propaganda
ads Internet
costs up to $5 an hour, and can be impossible to find.
More common is the ‘Intranet’ the ‘no porn or excessivly western
stuff allowed’ Cuban controlled version of the internet.
You can recieve and send emails from the cuban email thing.
And this is so not interesting. What
is interesting is the fish that slip through the net of the TV system.
Every
house (ish) in Cuba has a TV, for surely tis an instrument of propaganda too
important not to provide everyone with (of course the same can be said for any
nation trying to tell it’s citizens what to think, eg USA).
All
of the TV is state run, and features shots of Fidel visiting hurricane stricken
families who in turn praise his ass for actually showing up and the state for
providing them with a new house within 2 months.
But
then another night, I see Mariah Carey live from Madison Square gardens on the
self same TV telling me a hero lies in me.
And
another day I see Creed sticking their thick heads in... bleblabla. Although
lots of folks in the USA are up for lifting the embargo, just for the sake of
business, George W doesn’t want to. Talks
are taking place all the time. But
in the mean time, Cuba struggles on with non-fresh vegetables on their rice,
chicken and avacado dinners. Although
most folks get by enjoying the cheap cheap (20 fags = 60 cents) fags and rum.
Havana
is like ancient Rome. It is
different from every other colonial Spanish city because it has never had the
bobs or inclination to rebuild any of the city (except plaza de la revolution,
where a million people can fit into here Fidel wax revtastic or someone else
read old speeches of Che Guevara, and where that famous metal mural thing of Che
hangs)... So virtually every
building in Havana is an old colonial house, and is falling to bits.
Also the foot paths are fucked, so going out for a night on the absolute
piss is quite a no no cos you’re sure to fall into one of the many holes in
the footpath and go sliding down Havana’s sewage system with a cracked pelvis
and a painful meeow coming from your drunk lips that no one will hear.
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Mexico Mexico Mexico....GREEEAAT FOOOD! tortillas, frijoles, tequila, chile, mole, enchiladas, tacos, tascalata (typical regional drink in Chiapas, chocolate, fruit and crushed corn...yum!), icecream with chiles, chilaquiles (spicey breakfast dish!) LONGLIVE GUACAMOLE! El
Rancho Orgánico del Agua Escondida....Permaculture organic farm, going
for 20 years, providing its own food for its organic restaurant, organic
bakery, and organic shop. ( www.manantialdelasflores.com
) A great set up
where you can learn lots, but we were only there 2 days, and the lady got
sick and preferred not having the pressure of us around. So we left behind
us the 3 mad cats, 2 gorgeous Alsatians, and took to the highway.
But I got my first taste of permaculture and I think it´s the
path, the light and the truth!...cause it´s not just farming, you can
have a permaculture town, city, house, office, business...it´s all about
being as enviro. friendly and energy efficient as possible!
It ties in everything...physics and farming, sustainability and
culture. It´s really great
(more info: www. ) El Tajín –, the first set of ruins we visited, near Papántla, Veracruz State. Interesting ball game the Tolmecs, Aztecs and other natives used to play, involved decapitating the winner! He thus became a diety. In their society, it was an honour to die that way! Brings a whole new dimension to competition! They even had a Suicide god! They believed that while this ball game was being played, the cosmic forces were telling them stuff about the future, so even the events during the game had very sacred meanings. Obviously, only the higher classes got the play! Also, in Papántla, were los voladores, (the flyers) but which we missed. These mad gits who practise an old tradition, (originally only done every 80something years, but now 3 times a day for tourists!), which involves 4 flying dancers, who ascend a really tall poll, tie themselves to the top, and while a 5th guy plays a flute at the top, the 4 descend (kinda like circus artists), on ropes, and perform different upsidedown dances as they descend the pole on ropes. Crazy, but we missed it! Veracruz City- the oldest port in the Americas, not much happening there these days. Anywhere USA hotel resort nearby, with alright beaches. But one interesting local custom, in the many coffee shops (some a block big!) was tapping spoons on the coffee cups so that the ´milkboy´ can come and complete your café con leche! You get quite a shock the first time when the waiter does it. Poor milkboy is running around all day responding to clattering spoons on cups. Chiapas San Cristobal de las Casas Birth place of Sub-Comandante Marcos, of the Zapatistas. A beautiful little town up a windy mountain road which nearly made me sick in the air conditioned bus! It´s a definite tourist attraction, so lots of foreigners about, but worth the visit. It´s got lots of cheap good accomodation, and cool little bars and restaurants, vegetarian, vegan the lot. But I wonder how many are owned by locals, and how many by ´cool´ foreigners who stayed, not to mention the coca-cola Xmas tree which was there for Navidad. In the market place they sell little zapa dolls with little guns on horseback. There´s also pro zapa grafitti on the walls. Check out the pics section. Rancho Chichihuistan, beautiful organic chaos! A
couple of km out of San Cristobal, we teamed up with the mad X-US men
Miles and Seán (through Woofers), (one the eternal pot smoker, the other the eternal drinker!), who are starting up an organic rancho. They´re only
going since 2000, so they ain´t eating all organic all year just yet, (though
we ate organic pumpkin, spring onions, endive, fennel and rhubarb) especially
cause they welcome most woofers who wanna drop by even for a week or so, at $6 a
day, with as much as you can eat portion, it´s not bad, and the work load is
never quite the 7 hrs quoted. Fully equipped with a hot tub, the
opportunity to play basketball So we stayed 2 weeks, learnt a small bit about intensive organic farming, transplanting, collecting horse shit, watering fertalizing, local Zapatista communities, and great mostly vegetarian and vegan nonwasteful imaginative and always tasty cooking! The idea was always to use the leftovers from the previous meal, and it worked amazingly! We went on a 6 day river trip with em too, kayaking, anarchy canoeing (several capsizes later, we found out the hard way, that one trustworthy person in control works best ), walking, visiting beautiful waterfalls, and learnt all about the art of making smores on the fire (a marshmellow between 2 biscuits, and chocolate...,) Bit Americano picture-perfect campfire childhood crap for me, BUT, they did taste good! Coca-cola Mexican lives .In
Mexico they had Xmas sponsored by Coca-cola...there was a giant Xmas tree
in Mexico City, and similar smaller ones in other towns. Supposedly it´s one of
the highest coca-cola consuming countries in the world.
And let me tell ya something else that´s really scary....where we
were staying on the organic rancho, there was a small nearby village, of
pretty-much direct maya decendants. Well,
no matter how rural you get there´s always a coke sign and a place to buy
it. But get this....recently
there was marraige there and the dowry was 2 bags of corn, and 2 crates
of....yes ladies and gentlemen, COCA-COLA
IS IT! It´s sacred out there.
Anyhow...don´t let any coke execs hear this, cause I can see the
tv add already. They´d eat
it right up. Palenque
ruins – beautiful Chichén Itza – Again, wish I knew more about their astronomical positioning, cause supposedly its relation to the stellar constellations are so exact that it boggles the mind how they made those calculations so exact, i.e. many believes there was UFO helping hands/distant relations on stand-by. But acoustics of the place were real interesting! If you stood at a certain distance from the main pyramid, and clapped, the bounced sound came right back at ya, with a funny boingy sound. And if you were sitting at the top of the pyramid listening the people walking up (Mark had to walk down holding on to the rope!.. tis steep), you can hear a buwoop sounds, like water droplets, with every step, like the pyramid were hollow or something....some say the pyramis is built on top of another much older one, and maybe over a sacred cave! Quién sabe! Witches of tChichen A group of first world female nostics which we shared some bad vibes with, as they searched desperately for salvation in sacred Aztec caves, while worrying more about the shape of their candles, and doing yoga at 6am, and humming, and waking us all up, and us ignorantly, but satisfyingly, blasting crap out-of-tune guitar and singing at them in pure unrepented vengence! SWEET! Novenas and Bullfights We stayed in a litle town called Piste, near Chichen Itza, where they were having a fiesta, as it was the Vigin de Guadalupe´s Novena, pretty popular Mexican mestiza virgin, who appeared to a poor farmer about 150 years ago. Well, what dya know, they had some bullfights and we went, out of curiosity. It was well wierd that they´d all pray their novenas, asking for forgiveness, alleviation of sufferings, salvation, protection etc, and they they all went off for a bit of ´blood´fun..... Twas the rickitiest looking bullring I´d ever seen, as it was a tiny town! My first and last bullfight, they slew that poor beast in 15 mins flat, first a couple ???? of in the neck, then a big long sword in the back of the neck, cut his vertebrae, and he fell like a sack of potatoes to the ground. I could describe it more, the blood, the rain, his deep sigh of pain, his leg shaking trying to get the ... out, but I don´t want to. They dragged him out of the ring by his hind legs. All I was wishing for as the tears came down my face was that he´d die really quick, before they started carving him outside. Yes, the meat´s all sold at the spot, warm and warped. And that´s the day I should have become vegetarian, but the mind puts things behind it. It´s getting me a stop closer. And yet, the culture here is so different when it comes to animal suffering, and it seems quite condescending of us to impose our ´higher´knowledge on them, especially when there´s so many people struggling to survive, being abused, killed, starving etc. , so it somehow seems at first sight a little out of context, and even inhumane to consider animal welfare over human welfare, although in reality we are all connected. It´s hard.
The beach we visited in Tulum was THE MOST PARADISIC BEACH I´ve ever been on! The softest white sand, and the shades of light blue to turqouise, running into darker blue into the sea was magical. Compared to sky-scraper Cancun-land, it´s the place to go. You stay in a little cabin by the beach ($10-15), and have breakfast by the waves. And we swam to some ruins which were right on the shore to (so we didn´t have to pay in!). We
also visited this mad english git (20 mins from Tulum, in Puerto Aventura)
who´s made has house on an island of plastic bottles!
It´s truely amazing! .
SPIRAL ISLAND. He´s been on discovery channel, and hopes to sail
his island out. It´s amaxing! He´s got a solar oven and
solar shower! He grows plants, trees, fruit on it. He´s eager
for people to stay with him and help. Up to 3 extra people can sleep
on the island, with him his 4 cats, and dog! He´s got plans to
generate energy from the island by spinning it slowly and taking energy
from its momentum. See pics here.
Mexico City Tenochtitlán was the Aztec´s name for the city, and some still call it that. You can still see people of all ages practise the Aztec cosmic Dances with drum music, near El Templo Mayor (old aztec temple which Cortez dimantled to build his Cathedral) on weekend nights. And they teach the dance during the day for all to join in! Although it´s probably the biggest metropolis I´ll ever be in, i.e., the biggest city in the world, with 27 million inhabitants, it didn´t feel as claustrophobic as I´d imagined, though some of the metro rides were quite tight and sweaty! Great street food, and cheap! People are used to eating on the go, and on their toes, and feet...just grab an egg taco for breakfast, and away with ya! There´s plenty of city stuff to do, and a huge impressive zócalo (plaza), which I think after a big earthquake in the 60´s lost all its trees, and benches, and now sits open wide cement with a huge Mexican flag waving triumphantly when there´s wind. But, actually after coming from so much natural beauty in Chiapas, I wasn´t entirely in the mood with city slicking. But we enjoyed it, some museums, smog, and sore feet later, we managed to track down the only bit of rock we found in Méjico, a small venue called ? Teotihuacan
(1 r. from Mexico City)– truely the gods Built 1000 years before the Aztecs, they didn´t even know who the hell made it, and its entire purpose. But they weren´t really into sacrifices like the Aztecs. Definitely Pyrámide del Sol was the most impressive, though getting up it with anty tourists didn´t quite capture the magic of 2000 years ago, nor the 150 years it took to construct it. Activism – Saw a teacher´s strike on the news breaking into parliament demanding a pay-rise, and doing road blocks around the country. No ´anti-globalization wierd troublemakers´ here, just ordinary school teachers! Saw loads of riot police all around Mexico City the 5 days we were there in case they broke into Parliament again! There
was a Green Party guy on hunger strike in Mexico City, protesting about some forests being cut down for shopping
malls, by a big Mexican business man called ??, Mexico has got the food vibes, lovely people with singing accents who know that chiles belong with all foods, and the death is to be laughed at, with, and not feared and so much more to be discovered, in terms of ruins, customs, music, dances, ruins, magic, history, struggle, and life. |
Mexico Alas,
I have only one concept of Mexico before arriving.
It is the speedy gonzales sleepy dusty good bad ugly shithole town
swarming with flies and dusk till dawn titty twistin vampire blood suckin mean
motherf(ckin servant of god fearing nice rice and beans eatin tequila swilling
mexican kind of place. Leaving
Havana’s cool 60’s airport (your hand luggage Mr Bond, please open it), you
fly to Mexico. Let’s be clear about something. Mexico city is the BIGGEST MOTHERFUCKING CITY ON PLANET EARTH. Home to only 27 million sweating gonzalezes, it is enormous. Looking from the plane, the city starts innocently enough from the edge of the deserty arid land that surrounds it. The burbs. Keep flying and it’s still city. 5 minutes later, still city (on a plane, 5 minutes is long = lots of land), then you turn the corner around this mountain, expecting to see the end, and then ‘THERE’s THE FUCKING CITY’. The inevitable skyscraper bit smacks you between the eyes. Yeah,
it’s a big city. We
get a bus straight to Xalapa. It is the Mexican
Limerick, except with no AMC. It’s
got a church with a hill, i.e. to go to the altar, you have to walk uphill,
extra sufference for the catholics who are really worth their salt! Went
to Papantla. Stay in a shit hole
hotel costing $28, officially the priciest tab of the trip so far.
We end up in a cantina Coca
Cola If
anyone needs convincing of how globalisation affects our planet, come to Mexico,
or should I say the peoples republic of MexiCOCACOLA Check
it out old shit, whatever Organic
farms Chiapas
– Zapatistas Hot
tub party Guatemalan
boat ride : It were as though the
caped crusader himself and his BurtWardChrisODonnell asssidekick laced into me
with unyielding vigour, to save theGotham goddamn day.
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Half ways through our Mexico adventures, we veered south, and dipped into wonderous wild Guatemala for 5 days, of mad bus rides, racing colours of indigenous outfits, and a much realler feel of non-hispanic-ness in the air, with native tongues spoken widely and proudly! Twas also dirt cheap compared to Mexico.... The Buses! Retired Canadian school buses roam the mountains of Guatemala, probably the reason why they still conserve their culture and languages so well, i.e. the mountains deterred the spaniards Lago Atitlán We just went to one place..., this amazing lake surrounded by small towns, and volcanoes. We tried climbing one, and Mark was pretty determined to see the crater, but there was too much cloud at the top, and alas, we didn´t see it. Great views of the lake though.. Panajachel - one of the little towns by the lake where loads of anti-Vietnam hippies ran away to to avoid conscription, and stayed, so it´s a little americano but nice. You won´t find the real culture there though. San Pedro A little town across the lake, where loads of people go to take cheap english courses, and stay with families to practise. It intrigued me with all its windy streets, and tiny maze-craze alleyways. But they have a bad plastic and rubbish problem...., they dump it anywhere., cause there ain´t no local recycling, and the dump´s half way up the volcano, so that´s no good either! Chichicastenango Market - THE FINEST CRAFTS I´VE SEEN SO FAR, half of them belonged in museums... prices not as cheap as you´d expect, but the quality and designs were divine. Guatemala has the crafts alright, especially cloths and weaves! |
Bogotá One of the world´s most dangerous capitals. We did feel a bit like a bomb could go off anywhere anytime, but it´s also like you can´t stop living because of this, and so say the rest of the people here. Life continues. We did see some police tanks near the Presidential Palace as that was bombed recently. But we spent most of our time trying to get some documents for my Colombian passport..., hmm, complicated, cause no one much is getting them these days! Bucaramanga Twas nice to see all the family, cousins, aunts, uncles, and spend my first Xmas in Colombia,and be here for my granny´s 95th birthday. We went white water rafting nearby in San Gil for only $8 each! And we went caving, flying into the cave on a pully-thing, and while in there we´d to jump about 8 meters into a pool! Mad but fun! No digital camera anymore, and scanning pics costs a bit... Zapatoca The little town my Dad grew up in... La costa , the coast... we went to Shakiras town, Barranquilla, met some mad yanks there all teaching english in a posh school. Went to a mud volcano and cured all our ailments, but still need some Guinness curing! Wierd warm bouyancy mud bath with 20 other mucky people! And then go wash off in a swamp! BUT THE BEST WAS... Parque Tayrona Paradise
on earth!
My god, it has to be the most beautiful place I´ve seen on
earth so far! Amazing
tropical backdrop, and huge prehistoric looking rocks on the beach....,
like jurassic park! And no
hotels, only camping and hammocks,
Plan Colombia
We hear a lot on the news here of daily violence, kidnappings all sorts. Even so, it´s also never as extreme sa the media paints it, or maybe Colombia is still such a big country that it´s still pockets here and there, and you can live such different realities to people close by. We met an Irish guy who was in Venezuela during the coup,and he
was disgusted at the BBC´s coverage of it, as he saw huge marches
supporting Chavez, and they mentioned the anti-Chavez ones in the
international news. He has
friends there living on the coast and the oil shortages aren´t as extreme
as they say either, on the coast alls normal.
We also saw a live televised rally on tV 2 days ago, where Chavez
spoke to a huge supporting crowd in Caracas, talking about the shit that´s
been happening in the last couple of years, and how they people are really
pulling together to support him and keep their democratically elected gov.
There must have been millions , you couldn´t see the end of the
crowd. |
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BOLIVIA Uyuni los salares de Uyuni
en el sur de Bolivia..., son especatulares! Les aconsejo a todos que vayan
por alla..es una naturaleza increible! Es un tur de 3 dias por salares,
desiertos, montañas, geysers, lagos, agua thermales, cactuses de 1200 años,
y nos tocò nieve a patadas tambien! Una locura linda de Uyuni en 4X4 jeeps
hasta la fronter con Chile! |
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SAN PEDRO ATACAMA, CHILE Chile esta caro…. Nos entrenó un poco para el regreso a irlanda! |
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NORTHERN ARGENTINA 19-05-03 Ya estamos en
Salta, Argentina.., después de un bus de 12 horas ayer de San Pedro de
Atacama, primero cruzando parte del desierto mas seco del mundo, por buena
carretera y cuando cruzamos la frontera, empezó el troche! Argentina esta
barato, pero no mas barato que Bolivia. Los buses son mas caros, pero el
hospedaje y comida estan como en Bolivia. Se escucha Che por todo lado…,
´che´meaning ´hey´ …, |
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ASUNCION, PARAGUAY |
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SUR BE BRASIL |
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